The Queen of AI

BY AMY FERNANDEZ

As we know, this dog expert deal goes far beyond the obvious implications of successfully navigating FiFi around the ring to the purple and gold. For instance, the project won’t go far without some fairly stable knowledge of stuff like travel planning and vehicle maintenance. However, those straightforward nuts and bolts skills are easily mastered in com- parison to the more elusive requirements of this specialized field like, maybe, sex expert.

Now the matchmaking side of this business gets plenty of airplay, some would go so far as to call it overkill these days. There’s no shortage of websites, databases and, needless to say, online authorities ready and willing to conjure up the perfect match for any breed or purpose.

However, once all the late night research, health testing, and ambitious fantasizing has been sliced and diced, there often comes a moment when all that hard won, clean information is parked on the far side of a great divide. Oh yes…We’ve all been there. We all remember those endless nights on the kitchen floor refereeing a bad date between Mr. Trigger Happy and the Black Widow.

So now, getting to the point, regardless of personal priorities or goals, in order to qualify as a true dog expert you gotta know those nitty-gritty mechanics of canine reproduction. Any emotional or intellectual obfuscation is instantly stripped away when the realization hits that the magic of romance will not get this job done. Believe me, that particular detour is a well-worn path in this endless quest for purebred perfection. There are a million psychological, environmental, and material tricks to manage these delicate situations.

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